Plants That Judge You Coloring Book

Description

Plants That Judge You is a snarky, self-aware coloring book for anyone who’s ever forgotten to water a plant… or themselves.

Inside, you’ll find 25 hand-drawn plants paired with unapologetically honest one-liners — each a little dramatic, a little accurate, and very relatable.

Perfect for adults who love humor, plants, or a little light emotional chaos, this book is designed to make you laugh and unwind.

Whether you’re thriving, wilting, or somewhere in-between, these pages offer a stress-relieving escape with a judgmental twist.

Created with clean black-and-white illustrations for easy coloring (markers, pencils, or gel pens), plus blank backs on every page to prevent bleed-through.

For the chronically tired, the over-waterers, the under-sunlighters, and the emotionally unavailable — this one’s for you.